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Done properly, a good portion of geekdom will download the app simply for the nerd appeal

It is the right combination of technical precision with abominable accuracy that directly appeals to geeks.

If it could potentially pose a direct threat, it sells better still! If you combine it with outer-space it sells even better.

Anything that supports a conspiracy theory sells.

I think it would be awesome to have an app for that. The same NASA office that tells us that there is no risk from orbital debris slamming into the Earth also readily admits that, on average, one piece of debris fell back to Earth EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS! The Orbital Debris Program Office official position is that modern-day orbital debris poses no significant risk to life or property most of the debris burns up, and anything that survives is more likely to hit a body of water than land. NASA had estimated the chances of Skylab debris hitting a human being at 1:152, with a 1:7 chance that debris would strike a populated city.

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The TV show “Max Headroom” would later parody the fall of Skylab, with the falling of space debris a time of celebration and partying, with everyone wearing fanciful hats or carrying decorative umbrellas. Skylab did not disintegrate as planned and, combined with other errors, portions of the space station struck Western Australia. In July 1979, after six years in orbit, the space station known as Skylab was de-orbited by ground control and aimed at a spot in the middle of the ocean. Now, a lot of it will burn up if it reenters the Earth’s atmosphere, but there’s always that chance. But, according to NASA, there are more than a half-million pieces that are between 1 and 10cm in diameter. Of course most of it is in the paint-chips and urine-icicles. The amount of orbital debris currently circling the planet is simply staggering. Sure - I eventually fell to the axe when the company hit bad times, but it wasn't because of marketing. I would always tack one or two at the end of every report, every memo, and into every conversation.

And I made sure they really and truly did not want them. "All of our customers our calling from the largest MSAs (metropolitan statistical areas) - we're losing the rural customers!" "We need a promotional piece to emphasize firearm use and water sports!" They undoubtedly had visions of the skeet surfing from "Top Secret!" pop in their brains. "Sixty percent of the people who use our service have pools and guns," I would announce. I was going to correlate the data we had on our customers and produce the most far-fetched marketing plans that they'd have no choice but to conclude somebody had lost their sanity - and since I was the one with the data, it would be clear THEY needed the straight jacket. If I was going to be driven out in disgrace, then I wasn't going to go quietly into that night. And companies like Melissa Data, who aggregate it and a whole mess of other facts besides. That's when I learned about the Census Bureau and their whacky statistics.

And so, being the junior programmer and the junior employee - well, the marketing team needed a programmer, and I was going to be the sacrafice. Even the consultants weren't having a good time of it. Everyone who had worked on that team was, in some way or another, forced out of the company in disgrace. See, the marketing group at Flowers Direct was, essentially, the kiss-of-death. Or that there really are weird people who call up just to hear the automated voices speaking to them - and they will go down a line of pay phones as you block them off one-by-one.

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Learned a lot - like how zip codes and area codes aren't these semi-permanent things but change crazy fast, if viewed on a national scale.

Not as useful in the Internet era and flat-rate calling, but this was back when Linux was being sold on card tables at the back corners of computer trade shows. None of the mess of finding out they sent gladiolas instead of roses because they were out of roses that day. The idea was to connect you, as close as they could, to a florist where you were actually sending the flowers. Way back in the day, I worked for a telecommunications company called Flowers Direct.